You fools! I have dibs on [DLC Character #1] in Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel!
Because the best things in life aren’t free Fools. Youpoor,poor,poor,poorfools. It’s almost as if you don’t evenlikewinning at life. I mean, I guess there’s nothingwrongwith choosingAthena,Claptrap,Nisha, orWilhelmas your go-to character inBorderlands: The Pre-Sequel. Just like there’s nothingwrongwith eating Taco Bell for all four meals every day. But that doesn’t make itright, either. You know whatisright? Paying to win. That’s whyI’m callingdibson [DLC Character #1]. [He/She/It] has a tangible value...