Stranded Deep
If I were stuck on a desert island, I’d simply curl up and wait to die. Dehydration, starvation, extreme sunburn — unlike Destiny’s Child, I am not a survivor. I probably wouldn’t even get the TV hooked up to watch my three desert island movies!
You, like Gloria Gaynor (or Cake), will survive. You will simply build yourself a gyrocopter and fly high above the sharks. It’s so easy, I’m not sure why everyone isn’t building themselves gyrocopters at all times.
Stuck-on-an-island survival gameStranded Deepis free on the Epic Games Store today. Go recreate the first season ofLostand the second season ofLostbut no subsequent seasons ofLost.
We’ll be back tomorrow to tell you thatSolitairicais free. Please attempt to act surprised.
