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Yo, Dreamweaver’s in the house, so you all know what that means!
What the f- PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON, NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT! (Why aren’t the girls taking their clothes off?)
No, it’s time for Comments of the Week, you darn perverts! You know,theweekly community showcase where fellow members, such as yourselves, can have their turn in the spotlight simply by making a funny in the comment sections? Man, you should know the drill by now! I mean, we only did this every week as a service to those who either couldn’t be here to see the comments themselves, or simply want to enjoy them a second time around. I bet all the lust made you forget that, as always, comments are placed into three categories:
TRUTH:it takes 12 pounds of milk to make just one gallon of ice cream.
LOL:it takes one teaspoon of semen to get a girl pregnant.
WUT?:what could you do with 12 pounds of semen?
If you haven’t seen last week’s edition, then you shouldget up on that! I mean, you don’thaveto, since this isn’t like a soap opera where missing a single episode means you have no clue what the hell’s going on… but you should, because I don’t like you and you need to vacate the premises.
FromReview: Mighty No. 9
Dreamweaver:Don’t look at me, I’m just trying to figure out why the Penis is capitalized.
FromZelda: Breath of the Wild Hylian text doesn’t hide any cool secrets
Dreamweaver:Just like Playboys. Well, back then, anyway.
FromEd Boon wants to make a fighting game featuring all horror icons
Dreamweaver:Story mode confirmed.
FromTwo Overwatch pros quit in shame as Korean teen proves she’s the realness
Dreamweaver:What I’ll say when I lose my virginity.
Dreamweaver:“Both players a tad scared. They were not prepared. She outplayed like a beast.”
FromMass Effect: Andromeda ditches Paragon/Renegade system for ‘shades of gray’
Dreamweaver:This looks like a depressing version of Six Flags to me.
Dreamweaver:Don’t be like that! You could become a sperm donor, or a “milk man.” #SpreadtheShade
FromDeadlight: Director’s Cut quietly released today
FromWilson’s Heart was my biggest surprise of E3
Dreamweaver:I would’ve also accepted Steve Urkel fromFamily Matters. Bonus points if it’s revealed at the very end when he says “did I do that?”
FromYacht Club Games poll for next game includes Metroid, Zelda, Spelunky options
Dreamweaver:If only such a number exists, like a 6 or a 9…
FromKick your weekend off with this PlayStation Flash Sale
Dreamweaver:“I hated myself for this, just so you know.”
That’s what my sister says after sleeping with me.
FromNo Man’s Sky developers dealt with a killer legal battle for the game’s name
Dreamweaver:Get out, Gaj.
FromSomeone allegedly tried to steal the Zelda: Breath of the Wild E3 demo
Dreamweaver:And security officers, but no one ever gives THEM credit.
FromReview: Zero Time Dilemma
Dreamweaver:Didn’t think I’d have to dig this one out of the vault so soon.
FromMeiQ: Labyrinth of Death denied Australian classification
Dreamweaver:Yo dawg, I heard you like featuring comments, so I featured my comment that was featured by someone else. Featured.
FromComcept is dealing with Mighty No. 9’s launch woes
Dreamweaver:Glitches get stitches. Patches.
FromPokemon Sun & Moon is getting a special 3DS XL, and I want it
FromWow, the Xbox One S is bigger than I expected
Dreamweaver:Nothing says “I love being with you” like checking your Tweets during sex.
FromBlizzard is altering Overwatch’s competitive mode again due to player feedback
Dreamweaver:I swear, that’s likeSouth Park-quality levels of combining current events.
Dreamweaver:Honestly, this was my favorite reply from Comment of the Week this week.
Shame it had to happen in a sad article. You all will be missed. 🙁
Especially you. You know who you are.
FromSite news: You can block whole user accounts in comments now
Dreamweaver:I read that as “what if you cock yourself” but since my penis was too short I didn’t answer.
FromBerserk Warriors release date confirmed, first screens
Dreamweaver:Psh, yeah right. Next you’ll tell me it was printed on paper.
FromYo-Kai Watch’s ‘create-a-cat’ feature is the cutest thing you’ll see all day
Dreamweaver:Where are the buttons? Don’t tell me it’s motion controls!
FromDamn, we missed out on a Disney Infinity Benedict Cumberbatch toy
Dreamweaver:Maybe you need another beer.
FromSony loses another legal battle, this time over PS3 Linux dispute
FromSony says Neo won’t shorten PS4 lifecycle
Dreamweaver:They’re not!? But… but I made friendship cupcakes! 🙁
FromNekro’s Quickpost
Dreamweaver:So that’s how the Goddess feels when she sees me masturbate…
FromMighty No. 9’s nearly four-hour-long credits last longer than the game
Dreamweaver:Do people have, like, a stopwatch in case this happens?
And that’s it for this edition! I hope you had a good time, and I hope to see you again next week. As always, don’t forget to comment about your favorite comments that made it in, or let us know about the ones that didn’t! And Discord users, don’t be afraid to message me about something you saw! I’m not ALWAYS in Quicktoid! 😛
