If SOPA gets passed, at least I know it won’t affect my Public Domain ingredients only soup website: That thing’s just about soup.
Comments of the Week is a feature where we scour the front page, community blogs, forums, social media and the 200 year old Russian wax carvings not under any intellectual property management looking for comments. The ones that make you think, the ones that make you laugh and the ones that make you cry (but also laugh), and consolidate them into an entertaining package for the viewing pleasure of you, the Destructoid community.
TRUTH:Tomato and Basil Soup.
LOL:Pea Soup. (lol pea sounds like pea, I mean pee.)
WUT?Chunky Soup. (It’s not soup, it’s stew dammit!)
[Many thanks toLawofThermalDynamicsfor his contributions this week.]
Sean:FromTalking to Women about Videogames: Why am I doing this?
Sean:JONATHAN HOLMES IS CREDIT TO HUMANITY.
Law:True story. I once saw Jonathan Holmes give a blind man sight.
Law:FromThe Question: Is Metal Gear Solid 5 necessary?
Law:I think we’ve all had high school health ed and it clearly stated that to be alive one requires food, shelter, sleep, and videogames.
Sean:I once killed a logician, just to empirically verify that he would die.
Sean:FromTwitter
Sean:Not sure what SOPA is? ThisWashington Postblog pretty much sums it up. It basically means that Guilty Until Proven Innocent will be the new Innocent Until Proven Guilty in cases of copyright infringement. This might affect you if, for instance, you like videogames blogging websites. You do like videogames blogging websites, right?
Law:FromWhat kids want this Holiday: iOS devices, 3DS and Kinect
Law:Remember the stupid stuff we wanted as kids gents? I wanted [deleted]
Sean:I want all that stuff Batman has. Except the dead parents. I’m happy with alive parents.
Law:I’ll take three!
Law:FromModern Warfare 3 breaks records makes 775 million]Modern Warfare 3 breaks records makes $775 million
Law:Fun? Who the hell plays videogames for fun? Am I right guys?
Sean:From30
Sean:Many happy returns to M Randy Dixon, who now begins his descent into senility and adult diapers. salutes
Law:Hahahaha he’s already fapping in public. It won’t be long until he starts saying racist things in post offices.
Sean:FromTo Randal Marshal Magembay Oswaldt Sarah Jessica Parker Dixon
Sean:Getting a hand job in a park by a businesswoman while dressed as Thor and staring at a double rainbow? That’s one for my Bucket List.
Law:FromTelltale employees caught reviewing Jurassic Park
Sean:The twist? There’s no dogshit on Dogshit Island.
Law:Double twist: The only shit on the island belongs to the deadliest of all creatures…Man.
Law:FromTwo parents actually called their child Dovahkiin
Law:rolls eyes
Law:FromPSN DRM: Try remote deactivation of all your PS systems
Law:I believe this person is trying to make us aware of his status as an awesome person.
Sean:FromJimmy Fallon does NOT deserve that Link on Epona statue
Sean:If they give out Link on Epona statues for Crazy, I’d agree that you definitely deserve one.
Law:I disagree that getting a tattoo is crazy. You shine on you crazy diamond!
Law:FromTrolololol PSN will be down all tomorrow
Law:Sarcasm? I don’t know but Ahahaha I’m laughing at your anger which may or may not be fake due to the exaggerated nature of your inflammatory comment.
Sean:Sarcasm is hard to pull off; even with stage directions related to gory suicide.
Sean:FromFacebook
Sean:Here we are, blogging about videogames, little realising the people out there, like Lyle, on the ragged edge; playing games based on recommendations, enjoying some, and not enjoying others.
Thank you Lyle. Thanks for keeping us grounded. God bless you, Lyle. God bless you, every one.
“Sir Poopface is a fountain of Wisdom!”-Aurain [aka The Bear King]
FromWhat you love about the internet
That’s all we have time for today. Join us next week, except if the internet disappears of course.
