Yep, it had to happen. The reactionary pit of creative bankruptcy that is Hollywood has its sights trained onDeus Ex, the latest videogame primed to be adapted by moviemakers who have no ideas of their own. CBS Films has acquired the rights to turn the events ofHuman Revolutioninto a thing we can watch.

John P. Middleton is the film’s executive producer, and the project will be overseen byMaria Faillace and Alex Ginno. CBS is apparently going to work very closely with Eidos Montreal in order to produce a faithful movie that might not suck, but probably will.

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Roy Lee and Adrian Askarieh are producers, with the latter also working on aHitmansequel, as well as aKane & Lynchmovie.

It’s gotten to the point where these adaptations and remakes don’t bother me anymore. Eventually all culture will be cannibalized, shat out, and re-cannibalized by moviemakers. Still, feel free to prime your, “I didn’t ask for this” jokes.

Superman, Elio, and Glordon all looking up

CBS Films to adapt ‘Deus Ex’ videogame[Variety]

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Steve, Garrett, and Henry standing on a bridge in front of a Woodland Mansion in A Minecraft Movie.

Five A Minecraft Movie characters standing in a blocky Minecraft forest with a dog.

A Minecraft Movie cast standing together in Minecraft

The Fantastic Four standing in front of a large blue four in Marvel’s The Fantastic Four: First Steps film.

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The Fantastic Four and Thunderbolts teams from Marvel