I would love to work for this guy. Where on Earth was he when I used to be a legal assistant? All of the attorneys I worked under were all “Hey, going home is stupid and I know it’s five o’clock but I really need you to get seven days worth of work done in 12 hours and I need it by tomorrow morning OK thanks!”

But Japanese lawyer, Kazuya Maruyama, seems like he’d be fun to work with. A celebrity in Japan, popularized by television talk shows, Maruyama was pegged by Capcom to promote their upcoming DS title,Gyakuten Saiban 4.

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Maybe Capcom USA can bring Johhnie Cochran back from the dead to promote the nextPhoenix Wrightgame, and while they’re at it, he can also appear in anyDead Rising 2promotional materials. I have some good ideas, Capcom. Call me; we’ll do lunch.

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