I always hope that if the day ever comes where I think having a child is a good idea (God forbid), I would end up being a rad parent. You know, whipping out ourRhythm Tengokuto teach hand/eye coordination, playing theShadowgatesoundtrack as a bedtime lullaby, and hanging things over the crib like thisLeft 4 Deadmobile. Because it beats the sh*t out of those pastel mobiles you can buy at Target, I’ll tell you that right now.

Etsy crafterSalty and Sweetmade this, and I’m frankly shocked to see it’s actually still in stock. At $30, it’ s a good deal, and it pretty much brands you as awesome in every way if you actually hang this over your child’s crib. IfLeft 4 Deadisn’t your thing, by the way, you can getTeam Fortressas well.

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