Microsoft’s plan to turn thousands of Xbox Live homophobes gay continues apace, with community manager and sensual funfair Major Nelsonconfirmingthatsixnew pairs of shoes are available for your smirking, soulless Avatars to wear. These new shoes will be incredibly helpful while your Avatars … do nothing. As usual.

Flip flops, high top sneakers, sandals and 70’s leather platforms are available for the men, while the seven women who frequent Xbox Live can download sunny day sandals and white 60’s boots. I know you’re all rushing to your consoles right now to download these hot items while masturbating violently at the thought of those sexy leather platforms.

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As always, the new clothing items are free, because not even Microsoft has the sheerforce of gallrequired to charge for this sh*t.

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