Optimistic me: they’re tricking us into thinking it’s not as good as it will be … for some reason

Did she just say “Welcome to the rebellion, Wade?” [Punctuation mine.] Massive eye rolls. Lowering expectations. And was that a boardroom scene? Did no one learn fromIron Fist?!? No, no showing Chucky did not make up for that.

What’s more fun than the second trailer forReady Player One, directed by Steven Spielberg? Why this shiny new poster they also just released which has the internet rolling on the floor from too many LOLs;what is going on with Wade Watts’ one leg?The jokes begin here, but please feel free to carry them on in the comments.

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Ready Player Onetries to prove March is not a dull month when it bows 3.30.18.

Superman, Elio, and Glordon all looking up

Three characters walking through red water with a massive dinosaur looming over them in jurassic world rebirth next to a boy riding a black dragon in how to train your dragon

Steve, Garrett, and Henry standing on a bridge in front of a Woodland Mansion in A Minecraft Movie.

Five A Minecraft Movie characters standing in a blocky Minecraft forest with a dog.

A Minecraft Movie cast standing together in Minecraft

The Fantastic Four standing in front of a large blue four in Marvel’s The Fantastic Four: First Steps film.

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The Fantastic Four and Thunderbolts teams from Marvel