Hey, jerkoffs! Do you want a free Xbox 360? Of course youbloodydo! We have one just waiting to be given to someone in the Destructoid community, and all you have to do is put a bloody blue towel over your face and draw a red snake on your nipples. In case you forgot, I’m talking about theG.I Joecontestwe’re running. It ends on September 7, so you better get moving.
All you have to do is photograph yourself dressed up like Cobra Commander and holding a Destructoid.com sign (or providing similar proof that you’re a Dtoider). Post the photoin the official contest thread, and you’re all set. What could be simpler? Nothing in the world could be simpler. Ever.
