Wait, who’s Rich Knuckles?

That’s right,Serious Sam 3: BFEis finally making its way to Xbox Live Arcade, and it’s launching in less than a week, no less. The single-player and co-op parts will be available for 1200 Microsoft Points, while the multiplayer modes andJewel of the Nileexpansion will be sold separately as a bundle for the same exact price. This is apparently because they went over the file size limit. Kinda sucks, but that’s the way it goes.

Now, onto more important things, such as this very trailer. Who’s this Rich Knuckles guy? I have no idea, but Ifeellike I should know this guy; likeI’ve seen him before… Anyway, as the top commenter on YouTube says, “When I grow up, I want to be Rich Knuckles.”

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I agree, random YouTube commenter. I agree. I mean, who doesn’t want to answer calls about a game, drink champagne with a girl in each arm, all while in the back of a limo? That’s all I’ve ever wanted to do since ever.

The opening area of the Whisper mission, in a small grove.

The Divide in the Cosmodrome, where the Guardian was resurrected.

A holofoil Ribbontail, as seen in collections.

The Phoneutria Fera hand cannon, inspired by the Season of the Haunted armor set. It has a unique, galactic glow.

Three Fuses appear in a match of Apex Legends' Wild Card mode.

Mad Maggie opens a supply bin and an item with a symbol indicating infinite ammo appears.

Legends slide through a zipline in King’s Canyon in Apex Legends.

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The Yeartide Apex tex Mechanica SMG with a Holofoil glow.