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Why shoot up North Koreans in games likeHomefrontwhen you can make love instead? Drawing clear inspiration fromGo! Go! Nippon! ~My First Trip to Japan~including the name,Stay! Stay! Democratic People’s Republic of Koreahas you, a U.S. soldier, visit your two Korean pen-pals on vacation. The game released on Jun 28, 2025 via steam. EvenBig Man Tyrone is excited.
Unrelated toGo! Go! Nippondeveloper Overdrive, American company DEVGRU-P is the company responsible forPanzermadels:Tank Dating Simulator. DEVGRU-P describesStay! Stay! DPRK, “Try and navigate your way through one of the world’s most tightly controlled dictatorships, with two cute soldiers by your side. Avoid getting shot, executed, black-bagged, or tried for treason as you explore Pyongyang’s most famous tourist attractions.”
Features listed include “a hot spring or something,” “Travel around with cutetour guidesmilitary police officers,” and “Supports one-handed gameplay wink wink.” From my own personal experiences in Best Korea, I can tell you hot springs are not likely; we barely had hot water for one hour a day. Also, based on the images, it appears they forgot to add portraits of the Great Leaders in each room. If I really want to nitpick, that flight board is too busy; there aren’t nearly that many routes through Pyongyang.
I’ve never playedPanzermadels, butGo! Go! Nipponwas a surprisingly fun game. On top of well-written characters, you got to learn many lesser known facts about Japan and the districts of Tokyo. I’m super curious to play this game now and see how it accurate it is, aside from the anime girls of course.
