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Today, Dale North continues his amazing tour of the Tokyo Game Show, new episodes ofThe Daily SpelunkandNow Bloody Playingbeam into your brains, Chris Carter recommends some Vita games,Angry Birds Star Wars IIgets reviewed,Grand Theft Auto Vhas made more money than Jesus, andLa-Mulana 2will kill us all.

Destructoid Originals:So you just got a Vita? Here are some recommendationsIntestinal parasites – The Daily SpelunkShelter – Now Bloody PlayingLive show: Dtoid.TV hits 100,000,000 views

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Community:Friday Night Fights: Thefting all the grands and autosCommunity blogs of9/20Forum thread of the day:iOS 7: An Update or Merely Andrapple

Contests:Contest: Win Dragon Fantasy Book II on PS3 or Vita!Contest: Win the Be Mine Special Edition bundle!

A battle scene in Battlefield 6 Open Beta

Reviews:Review: Angry Birds Star Wars II

Events:Digging for depth in Deep DownHands-on with the new PS Vita, remote play PS4 testTGS: She doesn’t look very Gung Ho about her jobLightning Returns at TGS: Open worlds, cool costumesDead Rising 3 makes me happy with how crazy it isNot bad at all! A Realm Reborn running on Surface at TGSYakuza Restoration looks incredible

News:Injustice: God Among Us to get character re-balance patchLogitech teases new iOS 7 gaming controllerSwery65 talks D4 Xbox One exclusivity, and moreValve teases Steam living-room news for next weekReady for more punishment? La-Mulana 2 announcedDota 2 First Blood update adds LAN play, Captain’s DraftGrand Theft Auto V achieves $1 billion in salesSoulcalibur II HD for Wii U if there’s demand, says NamcoYou should really be playing The Showdown EffectThe blackguards are revealed

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Offbeat:Conan O’Brien tries his hand at Grand Theft Auto VVolpin Props makes an amazing Halo 4 Needler replica

Media:Knock-knock sounds like an amazing remake of Home AloneB.Orchid confirmed for Killer Instinct in Sadira trailer

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Milla Jovovich portraying Alice in Resident Evil 2002, wearing a red dress and holding a gun in her hand.