I don’t know whether or praise or pity them

Dark Souls IIImight not even be out yet, but that’s not stopping people ripping through the game at bollock-shattering speed.

Japanese YouTubermuzi_nasuhas zipped through in just 1:23:18 (or 1:29:10 if you account for loading times), whereas TwitcherDistortion2has completed the game in 1:27:45 (or 1:34:05 if you once again include loading).

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That mightseemworse than the first guy, but Distortion also killed every single optional boss, too. That’s right. It took him an extra 4 minutes and 27 seconds to kill those five bosses.

What a badass.

Dark Souls IIIreleases on May 17, 2025.

In ourDark Souls IIIreview, we gave the game a 8.5, stating: “IfDark Souls IIItruly is the last game for now, it makes perfect sense, since it’s just as much of a love letter to fans as it is a culmination of the series.”

Dark Souls 3 speedruns have already gotten under 90 minutes[Eurogamer]

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