I want to be these guys when I grow up

Thief Townis an 8-bit multiplayer-only stealth game that pits you against your friends in the Wild West. It looks adorable, but that’s not the only reason I’m interested. The trailer above is what’s truly piqued my interest. It’s a hilarious, tongue-in-cheek nod to the over-the-top commercial spots of yesteryear. You know, the days before every other trailer featured rap or a cover of an older tune that paints the game in a much more dramatic light than is actually necessary?

Just watch it. You’ll be glad that you did. Unless you hate fun, and then I suppose you probably wouldn’t like the game at all, either. Or games in general. If you like what you see, vote for the game to be greenlit on Steamhere.

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John and Molly sitting on the park bench

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Lightkeeper pointing his firearm overlapped against the lighthouse background

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Silhouette of a man getting shot as Mick Carter stands behind cover