I…would…walk…500…miles Like most thingsPokemon Gorelated, the community has come through and delivered more information than the developer has given. This new tidbit comes by way of GameSpot, who provided the exact mileage (kilometers, actually) needed to earn enough candies to evolve every creaturewith the buddy system. The most interesting bit on the chart? Magikarp, who requires 400 candies to evolve into Gyrados, will earn one candy per kilometer — that’s 248....

Game got me on tilt [Update:A fun and decidedly naughty intro video has been uploaded, bereft of gameplay footage, however. you may check it out at the foot of the article.EDIT:Gameplay footage now added.NSFW.] Wereported yesterdayon a new, upcoming game in theSenran Kaguraseries,Peach Ball,which sees its buxom cast turned into anthro characters, with only the power of pinball able to return them to their natural forms. Marvelous have yet to release of video of the game in action, but they have dropped a selection of screenshots, via the game’sAmazon pre-order page....

First place prize ofTimeShiftfor the Xbox 360 goes toMikemqnfor his Destructoid Jesus dinner picture thing. Second place prize ofTimeShiftfor the PC goes out toElectro Lemonfor hisHitler Ron Workman mashup. Third place prize ofTimeShiftfor the PC goes out tobrosefand hisDestructoid Crossing the Delaware. Fourth place winner of the cat drawing goes toWario67.Mikemqn, Electro Lemon,brosef and Wario67: ensure the e-mail address in your account profile is your real address because that is how I will be getting in touch with you....

EA Sports F1 24is already available in early access, and the developers have also revealed this year’s overall ratings for its long list of competitive drivers. Once again, EA Sports has used a combination of different stats to determine the overall ratings of all the drivers. The official roster includes all the starting drivers from each team, but there’s a wide gulf between some on the roster. Complete EA Sports F1 24 driver overall ratings The below are the official, confirmed by EA Sports ratings....

Elephants confirmed Tears to Tiara IIis coming to North America and Europe this autumn, Atlus USA announced today. TheAquaplus-developedstrategy role-playing game follows the tale ofHamilcar Barca,a young man on a mission to liberate his people from slavery. After witnessing an innocent girl burn at the stake, a demonic power awakens within Hamilcar, leaving our hero with the burden controlling his dangerous new abilities whilst rebelling against the empire. Curiously, the original Japanese audio will be left intact in the western release, which is something of an anomaly for titles localized by Atlus USA....

We’ve been dealt yet another radical, multiplying hand as a release date has been revealed forBalatro Mobile. The iOS and Android version ofLocalThunk’s widely-acclaimed poker roguelikelaunches via the App Store, Google Play, and Apple Arcade on July 09, 2025. Watch as Jimbo ominously introduces the new ports in the release date trailer: Already a hit on portable platforms like Nintendo Switch and Steam Deck — as well as PC and all other major consoles — takingBalatroon the go just makes sense....

Hey Aquaman, how’s the wife and kid? Maybe it’s his costume, maybe it’s his awesome laser eyes or maybe it’s because his origin story is incredibly sad, but I’ve always liked Black Manta even if I’m not the biggest fan of Aquaman. The firstInjusticewas severely lacking on heroes and villains from the big blue, so when it was confirmed fishboy’s arch nemesis would be part ofInjustice 2, I really started to pay attention....

Yes, “kick the ass out of the world” is a real thing thatBodycountart director Max Cant has said, and I love it. In part two of thedeveloper diariesfor the upcoming shooter, the staff delves into what makes their game world stand out, chiefly, it is both colorful and highly destructible. They also touch on the game’s class-based AI with enemy medics and engineers who, apparently, will stand between you and your hard-earned upgrade currency; seems like an interesting dynamic....

Hudson had a whole corral of journalists out for their bigBomberman Livedebut in San Francisco on Thursday, and Destructoid was there to represent the interests of robot-headed gamers ’round the world. We were settled down in front of three TVs, given twelve controllers and lots of beer, and set loose upon one another in a flurry of angry bombing mayhem that can only be described asexplosive. Yes, yes — I went there....

We’re getting the PSN download-only treatment for the upcoming strategy role-playing gameRecord of Agarest War, but the UK is getting a fully boxed title, just like Japan did. The issue here isn’t about the delivery format, though. We’re more concerned about the potential box art fail that could have came out of European publisher Ghostlight. Their version of the game, retitledAgarest: Generations of Warthere, could have had been packaged with the box art on the left (above)....

The “every game gets a comic book” trend continues withDungeon Siege III, Square Enix has announced today. The publisher has teamed up with Dark Horse Comics to deliver aDungeon Siegedigital comic book to fans this year. The series will be delivered as a three issue run written by Jeremy Barlow, with art by Iban Coello and Sergio Abad. Great news on these: they’ll be available for free onDungeonSiege.comand on theDark Horse Digital Store....

AlthoughDiablo 4’supdate cadence has been impressive (even by Blizzard’s standards), addition to the game’s cosmetic dyes have been mysteriously absent from even the premium battle pass. That is, until yesterday, when players were surprised with four sneakily-added new color sets, igniting hope that we’ll see further expansions to our chromatic capabilities in the future. Although absent from the patch notes entirely, you too can bask in the glory of these revolutionarilymixed huedyes right now from the game’s Wardrobe....

This is all that is good and pure The Thing,Halloween, andEscape from New Yorkdirector John Carpenter regularly talks about his love of games in interviews and as a fan of his films and music, it’s delightful to hear every single time. Last month,Carpenter told the Guardianhe was deep intoDestiny 2, saying, “I’ve dedicated my life to learning how to play it. At my age why not? It keeps me out of trouble....